I saw this ridiculous youtube video of you trying, without great success, to fend off the public fuzz (paparazzi).
Compelling, friend, but nonetheless fruitless. Try this new and improved tactic:
You will be fashionable and anonymous in these bad boys. Not even bionicmen with cameras around their necks will be able to distingish you from the next busdriver. Because let's be honest, those hostage situations are few and far between. May I also suggest that you forgo hygene rituals? Sure, it might complicate everyday social interactions, but it will damn well get even the bravest phototakers running for the hills.